Lord have mercy on all those who fall for this gem of a big fat lie. I thought I'd seen most things ridiculous in my cynical yet hard-wearing lifetime. But I've never heard such tosh as a diet soap that helps you slim. 
C'mon now! Surely there is no one on the face of this planet that is going to believe that a bar of hardened fat, no matter how much rare seawood and undersea plant 'elixirs' it contains, is going to scrub the blubber off you?
Yes but the Aoqili Diet Soap virtually claims to do just that. So it must be true.
The bumph says that not only can it make you squeaky clean, but the "unique qualities are its defeating agents which penetrate to the subcutaneous layer to assist in the elimination of fat layers."
The advert on the site selling also goes on to say "Given some time, you will be surprised to find that your body has become slender and you skin more tender." I'd be more than surprised, matey, I think I'd implode with the shock.
Oh and guess what? 12 bars are reccommended for the best results. At $7.96 each.
I'm Andrea, and am obsessed with creating fabulous food. After I managed to ditch dieting, the reason Chocolate and Beyond was born, it seemed natural to evolve my site into a foodie blog. More so since I also ditched animal produce to be vegan. Now, I love showing how inventive cruelty-free cooking can be. And sometimes I like to rant, too. I wouldn't be myself otherwise :) x 
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